Way off the road : discovering the peculiar charms of small-town America
- Standstill parade: Whalan, Minnesota
- The flying paperboy: Loyalton, California
- Prairie dog suckers: Cortez, Colorado
- The church of the holy BBQ: Huntsville, Texas
- Frozen dead guy: Nederland, Colorado
- [Flying there]
- The land of lost luggage!: Scottsboro, Alabama
- Red rails in the sunset: Hanlontown, Iowa
- The home of the range: Greenwood, Mississippi
- The alien highway: Rachel, Nevada
- Bombsville: McAlester, Oklahoma
- Illegal porch furniture: Wilson, North Carolina
- [Staying there]
- The cow photographer: New Glarus, Wisconsin
- Population: Elsie: Monowi, Nebraska
- Figure 8 school bus racing: Bithlo, Florida
- Mike the headless chicken: Fruita, Colorado
- The mule train mailman: Supai, Arizona
- [Eating there]
- Roadkill, the man, and other gourmands: Outside of town, Kansas
- The tourist harvest: Olney, Illinois (et al.)
- Silver surfer: San Onofre, California
- The museum of towing: Chattanooga, Tennessee
- Boat church and other outdoor sports sects: Syracuse, Indiana (et al.)
- Flamingos in paradise: Celebration, Florida
- [Driving there]
- Whores and Windex: Pahrump, Nevada
- Moonburgers: Moonshone, Illinois
- Watermelon capital of the world: Luling, Texas
- The nation's icebox: International Falls, Minnesota
- The holy grail of roadside attractions: Cawker City, Kansas (et al.)
- The Napa Valley of cow chips: Beaver, Oklahoma.