Summary
The prominent LGBTQ YouTube social rights advocate presents a first collection of essays, written in his signature witty and uproarious style, that reveal such mishaps as a Cheesecake Factory meltdown, a fashion stand-off with the White House Secret Service and an embarrassing car crash. Full description
- Introduction
- Mathew
- March 22
- Dial-up delight
- Fecal matters
- Ladies' man
- Binge
- Anything for a dollar
- Disney princes
- Brace yourself
- The T-Mobile incident
- All the world's a stage
- The gay chapter
- High school camp counselor
- Editor in grief
- Thtory of my life
- The one that got away
- Unnecessary holiday traditions
- Crash course
- A love lesson
- 20 things I'd do if I were Beyoncé for the day
- Holy matriphony
- If you can't beet 'em
- Mood killer
- The apple doesn't fall far
- Dream job
- Pleasure & Payne
- What Michelle Obama smells like
- How fitting
- Ten cummandments
- Hopeless toemantic
- Unhappiest birthday
- Melancholy fantasies.