Summary
Amy Schumer, Emmy Award-winning comedian, actress, writer, and star, mines her past for stories about her teenage years, her family, relationship, and sex, and shares the experiences that have shaped who she is--a woman with the courage to bare her soul and stand up for what she believes in, all whi... Full description
- A note to my readers
- An open letter to my vagina
- My only one-night stand
- I am an introvert
- On being new money
- An introduction to my stuffed animals
- Dad
- Excerpt from my journal in 1994 (age thirteen) with footnotes from 2016
- Officially a woman
- Camp Anchor
- How I lost my virginity
- Things you don't know about me
- Can't knock the hustle
- Excerpt from my journal in 1999 (age eighteen) with footnotes from 2016
- Faked it 'til I maked it
- Excerpt from my journal in 2001 (age twenty) with footnotes from 2016
- Beautiful and strong
- Excerpt from my journal in 2003 (age twenty-two) with footnotes from 2016
- How to become a stand-up comedian
- Times it's okay for a man not to make a woman come during sex
- The worst night of my life
- Things that make me insanely furious
- Athletes and musicians
- Letter to the editor
- Secret bad habits
- Mom
- NYC apartments
- Blackouts and stem cells
- An exciting time for women in Hollywood
- Mayci and Jillian
- Things that make me happy
- The sun will come out tomorrow
- What I want people to say at my funeral
- Rider for the funeral of Amy Schumer
- Forgiving my lower back tattoo.