Summary
A collection of essays by the moderator of "The Chew" charts his journey from a misfit youth to an awkward adult, exploring his haphazard experiences with 1980s porn, New Jersey's premiere water parks, his sister's cheerleading endeavors, and a life-threatening mud bath. Full description
- Kamikaze
- Brilliant ideas
- Auditions, the universe, and other whatnot
- Memorizing porn
- Turd in the punchbowl
- Freakin' fabulous, the sitcom
- The switch
- Clinton for president!
- You young, me restless
- Textbook penis
- Stockholm syndrome
- The way it went
- I'm waiting
- Your a psychopath
- Salad days
- Rich and famous
- Afterword.