Life as I blow it tales of love, life, & sex-- not necessarily in that order
- Sloppy Sarah: a foreword / by Chelsea Handler
- Where do I start?
- How many Pollacks does it take to ruin a marriage?
- Volun-tears
- Hymen go seek
- Friends without benefits
- Alcohol is for closures
- Cabo wobble
- Trundle beds and masturbators
- Hell cat
- The list
- Bikini rock bottom
- Really bad hair day
- Liar, liar pants on fire
- Dirty thirty
- The customer is never right
- Move it or lose it
- Alone time
- Closing argument.