If you would have told me : a memoir
by Stamos, John, 1963- (Author), Young, Daphne (Author)
Summary
"If you would have told a young John Stamos flipping burgers at his dad's fast-food joint that one day he'd be a household name and that, at the height of his success, he'd be living alone, divorced, with no kids, high on a cocktail of forgetting, he might've asked, "You want fries with that?" John... Full description
- Foreword / by Jamie Lee Curtis
- Prologue: The messenger
- Mercy
- Club fame: members only
- Big nose Stamos
- The key and the keyhole
- Flash in the pants
- The yellow basket bandana
- Tinkering with the tip
- NEET girls
- Slappin' skins with the candy man
- Golden handcuffs
- The chase
- Down the rabbit hole
- Satans and saints
- The odd couple of mentors
- Your baby's a pig
- Beach Boy bingo, I win!
- Smoke one for me, Johnny
- Keep my name alive
- These are the good old days: A donkey called peppermill
- God only knows
- I can!
- Life is a cabernet
- Antonio: a rich, creamy Spanish soup
- Negotiate my balls
- The big D
- Shitting the bed
- Burn
- Blunder down under
- Bye bye Bob's knee
- Curtain call
- The real best man
- I love you more
- Bang
- The odyssey
- Disney girl
- The high clown settles down
- Cake
- Epilogue: If you would have told me.